Ever dream about hookah?
Didn't figure this was quite worthy of sharing in the hookah lounge area.
Was JUST taking a nap and my phone went off (WHY didn't I turn it off?), I had been dreaming about eating chunks of glass off my new KM vase. In the dream there was lots of glass bits that didn't need to be there. So I was just biting off the extra bits that weren't necessary. It was like taking bites of unflavored shave ice, but not cold. Was all going well and crunchily when I decided to take a bite off the bottom of the vase and I bit off too big a chunk. I realized the vase needed that part and I was trying to figure out how I could best glue it back in place with the mobile Twitter update woke me.
So happy to have my new KM, I guess, that I'm eating on it in my sleep.
Oh, yeah, and I shot Angelina Jolie in the butt with a silicone bullet. But that was the dream before the crunchy KM dream. Hey, it was me or her, we both had guns. Bruce Willis was on my side but he was in another room with our hostage setting up the timed explosives and couldn't help out. Dang him.
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